Hodl Report

Welcome to the Hodl Report - your weekly dose of crypto news and insights that are informative, fun and sprinkled with just the right amount of humor to keep you smiling!

We filter 100s of sources to deliver focused, actionable insights to your inbox.

Why do we do this? Because we’re tired of boring market updates that make you feel like you’re reading a finance textbook. We created the Hodl Report to keep crypto investors and enthusiasts up-to-date on all things crypto and macro markets that affect crypto prices, while keeping it light, entertaining and easy to read.

Who’s Reading This?

Our subscribers are a colorful bunch - crypto investors, traders, degens, folks working in the space and even noobs just dipping their toes into the crypto waters. Whether you’re a seasoned whale or a curious newbie, you’ll find something to enjoy here.

What’s Inside?

Twice per week, we deliver insight-packed newsletters.

Tuesdays

Short and action packed with:

Specific trades we are making with all the details
Potential trades we are evaluating for big gains

Fridays

Insightful weekly recaps distilling:

The latest news and events in crypto and beyond 📰
Market outlooks and actionable insights 📈
Special features and deep dives 🔍
And yes, the funniest crypto memes to keep you entertained! 😂

But, What Does "Hodl" Mean?

Glad you asked! “Hodl” is a happy little typo that became a battle cry in the crypto world many years ago. Originally meant to say “hold,” it’s now a philosophy: when the markets get crazy, don’t sell in a panic - just HODL.

Join us weekly and hold on for the ride - because in crypto, it’s all about who can Hodl the longest! 🚀