Bull Run Confirmed, Don’t Get Left Behind
Crypto just hit the gas: 3 bills passed, altseason brewing, ETH surging, and the U.S. might need to restock their BTC reserve.
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Another week, another crypto victory lap.
We’re not just winning... we’re steamrolling.
Bitcoin dominance?
Dropping like your ex’s new NFT project.
Altcoins are firing off double-digit gains left and right - altseason isn’t just coming, it’s banging down the damn door.
Ethereum?
Straight up cooking. The market is starting to wake up to what we’ve been screaming for months: ETH is a productive, institutional-grade asset.
Plus, look at the insane ETF inflows for this month!
Did you see that Crypto Week crushed it?
All three major crypto bills just passed the House - massive legislative green lights.
And now, billions of dollars in stablecoins are going to be hunting for a network to call home.
Spoiler: It’s Ethereum.
And we’re still early…
Retail’s just rolling in. Liquidity taps are loosening. Rate cuts are back on the menu. All the data is flashing risk-on harder than a Solana memecoin launch.
Oh, and here’s your weekly dose of mind-melt…
In the global Bitcoin arms race, Uncle Sam's wallet is looking light… time to stack or get left in the dust
This isn’t hopium, it’s math, it’s momentum, and it’s only just beginning.
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The bull run is on.
Engines are roaring.
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Hodl Headlines
The Week’s Most Interesting News
Bitcoin Flips Amazon in Market Cap: Bitcoin has surpassed Amazon in market capitalization, becoming the 5th most valuable asset in the world. The flip marks another milestone in BTC’s rise as a global financial heavyweight.
Standard Chartered Launches Spot Bitcoin and Ethereum Trading: Standard Chartered has launched spot trading for Bitcoin and Ethereum via its crypto arm Zodia Markets. The move makes it one of the first major global banks offering direct crypto access.
Trump Threatens Tariffs on All Countries “Cheating on Trade”: Donald Trump says he’ll impose universal tariffs on any country “cheating” the U.S. in trade, escalating protectionist rhetoric. The comments come amid renewed concerns over global trade tensions.
Coinbase App Surges 63 Spots in App Store Rankings: The Coinbase app has jumped 63 spots in the U.S. App Store, flashing a strong retail entry signal. The spike suggests renewed retail interest in crypto markets amid rising prices.
Tornado Cash Developer Roman Storm Says He’s Being Punished for Privacy: Roman Storm, co-founder of Tornado Cash, says his trial is a political attack on privacy tech, not crime. In a candid interview, he defends his work while highlighting threats to encryption and personal freedom.
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