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We’ve navigated through another rollercoaster week in the crypto world. Monday greeted us with a plot twist - Bitcoin (and crypto) prices took a bit of a dive thanks in part to Germany offloading some of its BTC stash, the US government selling some confiscated Silk Road BTC and Mt. Gox deciding to play Santa early with creditor repayments now scheduled for July. 🎢

But hey, if you’re a true hodler, you’re probably just sipping your coffee and chuckling. In the grand scheme of things, these blips are like mosquitoes at a BBQ - annoying, but hardly a reason to pack up and go home. 🦟

This week’s dip? Bitcoin jumped off the $64,080 ledge to land at $59,180 over the course of 24hrs. For the seasoned hodlers, this was more of a gentle puddle jump than a plunge. Think of it as a flash sale - you know, the kind where you get to BTFD (Buy The Freaking Dip) without breaking a sweat. 🏷️🛒

Sure, this dip might seem like a tiny splash compared to the tidal waves of the past. Remember when Bitcoin’s price was like a yo-yo on steroids? Ah, the memories! 🎢 But let's keep our eyes on the prize: whether you're here for the tech, the decentralized dream, or just because you enjoy living on the financial edge, this week was just another chapter in the wild saga of crypto.

So, while we’re all committed hodlers in some way, why not set aside a little something for a degen fund? Who knows, maybe next time there’s a dip, you can not only hodl but also surf a few waves while you’re waiting. 🌊🏄‍♂️

1. VanEck Files for Solana ETF: 6 days after 3iQ files for a Solana ETF on the TSX in Canada, VanEck follows suit in the US along with 21Shares a day after VanEck.

2. BTC & ETH transaction fees lowest in months: Apart from a spike to $128 during the launch of Runes, Bitcoin network fees have fallen to the lowest levels in 7 months at about $1.93 per transaction. Ethereum fees are also at historic lows in large part due to activity moving to L2s.

3. Trump’s victory odds surge: After last night’s debate, bettors on Polymarket (a decentralized betting platform) place the odds of a Trump victory at 67%. Trump didn’t mention the topic of crypto at all during the debate, despite recently receiving crypto donations to his campaign from the Winkelvoss twins and Jesse Powell (Kraken co-founder).

4. SEC Sues Consensys: The SEC is suing MetaMask (a Consensys product) alleging they acted as an unregistered securities broker facilitating swaps and their staking service violated securities laws. Consensys is confidently pushing back positioning MetaMask as merely a software interface.

5. Julian Assange freed this week: After being imprisoned since April 2019, Assange was released this week thanks in large part to the $37m in funding made possible by the AssangeDAO (along with an anonymous $500k BTC donation to cover his freedom flight home).

Europe’s MiCA Regulations

Boosting Crypto Adoption with Clarity and Confidence

Exciting times ahead as Europe’s new Markets in Crypto-Assets (MiCA) regulations are starting to roll out, setting the stage for wider adoption of cryptocurrencies. Here’s what you need to know:

1. Rolling Out the Red Carpet for Crypto 🎉

   • Starting June 30, the MiCA regulations for stablecoins come into play, followed by rules for crypto service providers in December. While this approach creates additional regulatory requirements which may be off-putting to startups, it provides the clarity needed for larger institutions to start getting involved. Think of it as paving the way for everyone to join the crypto party with clearer rules and more confidence.

2. Stablecoins Get a Confidence Boost 🛡️💪

   • MiCA brings stablecoins in line with traditional financial safeguards. Issuers must keep 1:1 reserves, and algorithmic stablecoins are out of the picture. This means more stability and trust for those holding and issuing stablecoins. Exchanges like Bitstamp are already making moves to comply, ensuring that only stablecoins meeting these standards stay listed.

3. Leading the Way in Global Crypto Adoption 🌍🚀

   • By setting a clear regulatory framework, Europe is stepping up as a global leader in the crypto space. MiCA provides the protections and clarity that big institutions need to get involved, while also supporting the vibrant growth of smaller players. This could pave the way for more mainstream adoption, bringing us closer to a future where crypto is part of everyday life.

In short, MiCA is more than just a set of rules—it’s a giant leap towards making cryptocurrency a trusted and integral part of the global financial system. Whether you're a seasoned investor or just getting started, this new era in crypto regulation is set to make your journey smoother and more secure.