Market Madness & Trading Meltdowns...We’ve All Been There
Crypto sentiment is at an all-time disconnect, traders are emotional wrecks, and the market is as unpredictable as ever. Here’s how to survive the chaos
Hey there, Hodlers!
The vibe check in crypto right now?
Same.
Traders are doomposting about a Bitcoin drop to the $70Ks, while institutions are out here stacking like it’s an end-of-the-world Costco run.
Meanwhile, everyone’s hoping Trump will start revving up the markets, and look to close out his first 100 days with fireworks. 🎆
Tomorrow’s FOMC meeting is the main event this week, and let’s be real - nobody’s expecting a rate cut. But everyone’s tuning in to see if Powell finally gives us a bullish whisper or just another econ lecture that makes markets cry.
Some (including us) have been calling for a sentiment shift soon, and we still believe it lines up with Trump’s second-half push. He’s out here dropping hints like a mob boss making threats, saying markets are gonna “grow like you’ve never seen.”
Oh, and speaking of market wizards, Josh Mandell called Bitcoin hitting exactly $84K on March 14th… 129 days ago. 🤯
He goes on to say that once $84K becomes the floor, Bitcoin longs will “melt their face” on the way to $444K.
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Portfolio Update: We’re Just Vibing
Not much action on our end.
No changes, no panic, just chilling...for now.
So, in the meantime while we wait for markets to pick up again, let’s talk about trading.
New to trading?
New to crypto trading?
Buckle up, because this market will have you feeling every emotion known to mankind. One minute, you’re a genius calling tops and bottoms, the next, you could be Googling "how to explain to my wife that I lost our life savings in dog coins."
So whether you’re fresh to the game or a battle-scarred degen, it never hurts to brush up on some solid trading advice.
After all, not all of us can call Bitcoin’s price 129 days in advance (shoutout to the prophecy king mentioned above, Josh Mandell.) 🔮
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