Portfolio Moves, Trump Drama & Altcoin Scouting

Hodlers!

Seriously - are we living in some kind of simulation?

Or just a market so easily yanked around by one man with a knack for stirring up chaos?

One man who’s all vibes, no filter - says whatever pops into his head, flip-flops two days later, and leaves investors picking up the pieces.

You know exactly who we’re talking about… 👀

Last week, we were riding high on fresh Bitcoin all-time highs, until Trump opened his mouth and casually floated a 50% tariff on the EU.

Like, bro, can we get through one week without a tariff tantrum?

Of course, the weekend came and he walked it back.

Again.

Deadlines extended, headlines flipped, and everyone left to figure out what’s real.

Two things to note about Trump’s market-rattling routine:

1. He loves to drop these bombshells on weekends or late nights. Why? Probably because he’s as impatient as your average degen crypto trader and just has to get it out. But also, since TradFi markets are closed, crypto traders get the first crack at the news. Thanks…? 🤷‍♂️

2. This is clearly a negotiation tactic (or a giant distraction), but it leaves us traders with one thing: volatility. And guess what? We’re here for it. These sudden dips? They’re perfect for stacking your favorite bags on a discount, because you already know the “pause” tweet is coming soon after. Thanks for the quick 20% swing trade, Don. 💰🤡

Of course, it comes at a price, but we know the risks…

But enough about Trump!

We’re here to trade.

Let’s shift gears back to what really matters:

✅ Bitcoin Las Vegas kicks off today with big names, big vibes, bullish energy incoming.
✅ Nvidia earnings on Wednesday will provide a solid read on market appetite for risk assets (and that means crypto too).
✅ And the big one - altseason. That mythical time that’s teased us for months but hasn’t fully arrived.

When’s it coming?

What’s it gonna look like?

And most importantly - how do we structure our portfolio to catch the pump?

Let’s get into it.👇

Trump’s wild weekend comments might’ve rattled TradFi, but crypto still looks fire for the short term.

Want to know why?

Here’s the play-by-play… 👇

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