The Safest Bets to the Wildest Rides - Our Bull Run Portfolio Revealed

Hey there, Hodlers!

With pro-crypto advocate Paul Atkins now officially sworn in as SEC chair, we can all breathe a little easier - the master plan is unfolding as expected.

We were hoping for one last dip to finish our buys... and we might just get it if Trump finds a new way to spook markets (since tariff chaos is already old news).

Next up?

Trying to get Powell fired so he can force rate cuts?

Wouldn’t be shocked.

So yeah - brace for one more potential short-lived panic dip, and if it hits?

Snag the coins you’ve been eyeing.

This might be the last discount you get for a while. 🛒🔥

🧠 No More Pumpamentals - It’s Fundamentals or Bust

We’re only buying coins with strong fundamentals now.

The pumpamentals game is pure roulette - especially with 40M+ tokens in circulation (seriously, thanks for nothing, pump.fun 🙃).

Memecoins are still popping, but they’re mostly lotto tickets with better odds, and the field is flooded with rug pulls, dumps, and influencer bait.

And hey - we know we joke a lot, but we’re not trying to be another crypto shill guru.

We’ve been here since 2016.

We’ve survived every rug, winter, and bear market meltdown - and we’ve learned what lasts and what doesn’t. And after all this time in the trenches, we’ve got a sixth sense for market sentiment and the sneaky little factors that move prices when no one’s looking

🏆 Our Goal? Outperform Bitcoin... to Stack More Bitcoin

Yes, we trade alts.

Yes, we’re looking for outsized gains.

But our one true goal is simple:

Stack more BTC. 🟠

It’s the only asset that’s proven it can survive everything - regulatory crackdowns, market collapses, you name it.

We’ve already walked you through which coins we’re watching, researching, and targeting…

Now let’s dive into our picks, the expected exit price targets and our strategy for stacking heavy. 👇

🧠 Our Crypto Picks: Ranked by Risk, Backed by Fundamentals

We’ve been deep in the market trenches long enough to know one thing: not all coins are created equal.

So instead of handing you a random grab bag of tokens, we’re ranking our picks by risk level, based on fundamentals, sentiment, and a decade of experience in this wild crypto jungle.

Here’s where we’re placing our bets - from safe(ish) to spicy.

Let’s get into it 👇

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